if your man groans about international women’s day, throw him into the abyss
"I’m here all weak," I say after I finish my comedy routine, "Please don’t beat me up."
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
just so we’re clear:
- getting called out for doing something shitty is not the same as “getting hate”
- if someone is telling you that you did something shitty, they are not criticizing you as a person
- messing up does not make you an irredeemably awful human being
- but how you respond to criticism can be a pretty good indicator of your awfulness
why am i never at these things someone help
Javier Cacheiro . Compañia Nacional de Danza México
Fotografía por Carlos Quezada
I love all the ballet dancers.
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